Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake Buddy

Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake Buddy

$49.99Price

THE WORD “BARBER” COMES FROM THE LATIN WORD “BARBA”, MEANING “BEARD”. ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS BELIEVED THAT SPIRITS ENTERED PEOPLE THROUGH THE HAIR ON THEIR HEADS AND FACES. IDEOLOGY HELD THAT ONLY BY CUTTING A PERSON’S HAIR COULD THESE SPIRITS BE ELIMINATED.

THEN 1984, IDEOLOGY ADDED THAT ONLY A BARBER THAT IS A “BEEFCAKE”, OR AN ATTRACTIVE LOOKING MAN WITH WELL DEVELOPED MUSCLES COULD CUT THE PERSON’S HAIR. THE HAIRCUT COULD ALSO ONLY TAKE PLACE AFTER THE BARBER BEATS YOU IN A HAIR VS HAIR MATCH.

P.S. THE HAIR WOULD ALSO BE CUT WITH HEDGE CLIPPERS IN PLACE OF TRADE STYLE SCISSORS.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY..”IF YOU DON’T HAVE A BARBER YOU DON’T A BUDDY”….AND YOU MOST LIKELY HAVE LONG SCRAGGLY HAIR.

Made in the USA

22 inches tall